Posh life as punishment for mass murderer

For Anders Behring Breivik, 33 and the perpetrator of the 2011 Norway attacks, prison life would probably not be very different from what obtains in a free world; maybe not in Norway, but some countries of the world. We'll recall that Breivik in a sequential bombing and mass shooting in Oslo, Norway, bombed government buildings which resulted into eight deaths in 22 July 2011, then carried out a mass shooting at a camp of the Workers' Youth League (AUF) of the Labor Party on the island of Utoya, where he killed 69 people, mostly teenagers.

It is no news that he was tried and convicted of mass murder, causing a fatal explosion, and terrorism in August 2012, but it is news that this tried and convicted mass murderer will be enjoying more than the basic things even free men in some countries would be dreaming of. We present Breivik's abode and privileges as a terrorist and mass murderer for the next 21 years or perhaps the rest of his life. For the record, Breivik was sentenced to preventive detention which is a special form of prison sentence, with a term of 21 years and a minimum of 10 years, with the possibility of extension for as long as he is deemed a danger to society. This is the maximum penalty in Norway.

Now, these are Breivik's privileges as a prisoner (if only we can call him that)

1. A modern pine furniture and large window. He's entitled to daily fresh fruit from the supermarket and also allowed visits to the library and a fitness room. The reason for the fitness room is for him to get exhausted enough not to be able to attempt an escape.

2. From the money he gets (we don't know how), he is allowed to hire prostitutes once every month. During the encounter with the pros, an armed guard is to stand and the meeting is recorded by 5 cameras. For all porn lovers, ''prison porn'' with Breivik is cooking in the studio (what luck these guards have..hahaha)

3. If he ever attempts to escape, only rubber bullets are to be used on him (it's fair enough for him to murder 77 people but have rubber bullets used on him).

4. In the case of him being treated inhumanely, he has a right to sue for moral damage. Like seriously!! They should ask the friends and families of the people he killed in cold blood how much damage he has caused them!

5. Prison officers have to check his room daily for dirty laundry. The dead folks aren't wearing any laundry right now!

6. His ''cell'' has to be cleaned every two days regardless of his wishes. Are you kidding!

7. If Breivik behaves accordingly, in 3 years, he can get a LCD TV 32 inches and a game console. People work 12 months to buy that stuff!

8. The Prison Warden has said Breivik is free to choose the color of the walls of his cells and choose the softest of 3 mattresses to lie on. A quick reminder is that people he killed lie six feet under the ground as we speak in cold, hard, dark earth.

That's the beauty of democracy and yay! to the Norwegian authorities but we think  Anders Behring Breivik is a lucky bastard. If only he had committed this crime in China or Russia.