Showing posts with label New York. Show all posts
Showing posts with label New York. Show all posts

Saturday, May 25, 2013

Names of Towns with Funny Names

These are a bunch of misjudged names of some places in the world. How funny would it look if someone walked up to you and said "Hello, my name's Chuck and I'm from Horneytown, NC".

1. Anus, France

2. Assinippi, Massassachusetts

3. Assloss, Scotland

4. Bald Knob, Arkansas

5. Ballplay, Tennessee

6. Beaver Lick, Kentucky

7. Big Beaver, Pennsylvania

8. Big Bone Lick State Park, Kentucky



9. Big Knockerstown, England

10. Blackdykes, England

11. Blowhard, Australia

12. Blue Ball, Ohio . . . Blue Ball, Delaware . . . Blue Ball, Pennsylvania

13. Bobbin Head, Australia

14. Boysack, Scotland

15. Brest, France

16. Bumpass, Virginia

17. Busti, New York

18. Buttzville, New Jersey

19. Caulkerbush, Scotland

20. Climax, Georgia



21. Cockintake, England

22. Cockplay, Scotland

23. Cocksgag, Ohio

24. Deep Gap, Tennessee

25. Dickeyville, Wisconsin

26. Dickshooter, Idaho

27. Dicktown, New Jersey

28. Dildo, Canada



29. Dikshit, India

30. Erect, North Carolina

31. Fanny, West Virginia

32. French Lick, Indiana

33. Fucking, Austria


Where's the person on the bike? Oh, no... not in public.

34. Gayville, South Dakota

35. Hookersville, West Virgina

36. Horneytown, North Carolina

37. Intercourse, Pennsylvania

38. Knock Lick, Kentucky

39. Little Dix Village, West Indies

40. Long Dong, China

41. Loveladies, New Jersey

42. Mary’s Inlet, Canada

43. Mount Gay, West Virginia

44. Mount Mee, Australia

45. Muff, Ireland


There really is a diving club in Muff, Ireland.

46. Nipple, Utah

47. Onacock, Virginia

48. Pennis Wood, England

49. Pussy Creek, Ohio

50. Puseyville, Pennsylvania

51. Ramsbottom, England

52. Sexmoan, Phillippines

53. Shag Island, Indian Ocean

54. Smackass Gap, North Carolina

55. Spread Eagle, Wisconsin

56. Sweet Lips, Tennessee

57. Ta Ta Creek, Canada

58. Three Cocks, Wales

59. Threeway, Virginia

60. Pussy, France

61. Condom, France

Sunday, September 30, 2012

Nigerian Minister spends $10,000 on hotel rooms in 2 days


Investigations by SaharaReporters revealed that Nigeria’s Petroleum Minister, Diezani Alison-Madueke, booked and paid for two rooms in two separate high-cost hotels during the four nights she spent in New York City during the just concluded United Nations General Assembly.
Impeccable sources within the Presidency and the delegation of the Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation (NNPC) disclosed that the minister’s two rooms were booked under a pseudonym. Saharareporters discovered that Joe Mordi, one of the minister’s closest aides who works at the NNPC office in London, booked her into a one-bedroom suite at Four Seasons Hotel located at 57 East 57th Street, New York.

When SaharaReporters inquired at the hotel, a staff said that the suite cost $5,000 per night. Ms. Alison-Madueke, who is known around Presidency circles as “Prime Minister,” was also booked into another room at the Pierre Hotel on 2 East 61st Street in New York where President Goodluck Jonathan lodged during his stay in New York.

SaharaReporters found out that her room on the 28th floor of the Pierre Hotel cost Nigerian tax payers $3,000 per night. There were also additional charges in taxes and service fees. Ms. Alison-Madueke arrived in New York in style on a private jet on Monday from London where she had made a brief stop to continue treatment for an undisclosed ailment. She is billed to return to London today. President Jonathan left New York last night around 6:00 p.m. and has arrived in Nigeria very early today. SaharaReporters also learnt that, apart from the lavish double accommodation enjoyed by the Petroleum minister in two of New York City’s most expensive hotels, her delegation of seven NNPC officials also engaged in other acts of reckless spending. “The NNPC hired ten limousines to ferry its 7 officials, including the General Managing Director,” said our source. Five of the limousines, rented for$1,800 each per day, were stationed permanently in front of the Pierre Hotel while another five were put to the service of the NNPC officials at the Four Seasons.

For the records, about 2million people are currently displaced and homeless due to floods in this African country. Are you still wondering why Africa is what it is?

Friday, August 31, 2012

Snippets of Nostradamus' prophecies and beyond


Now this is one man who doesn't really need an introduction, but for the sake of our esteemed readers who still don't know who Nostradamus was, we'll give a brief introduction.

Michel de Nostredame or Nostradamus (in Latin) was born in St Remy, France (more famous for its brandy). He was a famous French apothecary and also a well-known seer, whose prophecies and psychic predictions have become known worldwide because of his book Les Propheties or 'The Prophecies'. Our curiosity led us to dig into his famed prophecies and learn of the ones that came true and these that are yet to come true. Note; we aren't conspiracy theorists. Take a sit, grab a drink and let's ride.

1.He predicted 9/11. Yes he actually did:

"Volcanic fire from the center of the earth
will cause trembling around the new city:
Two great rocks will make war for a long time.
Then Arethusa will redden a new river.
In the year 1999, in the seventh month,
from the sky will come the great King of Terror,
bringing back to life the great King of the Mongols.
Before and after, Mars to reign by good fortune."

In this prediction, ''two great rocks'' refer to the USA and their fight against terrorism. The ''new city'' is in reference to New York while ''Volcanic fire from the center of the earth'' is the twin towers burning and falling to the ground. ''Arethusa'' in that prediction is widely believed to be an anagram that is used to refer to Bin Laden.

2. Hitler and WW2. Our guy also predicted this:

"The two greatest ones of Asia and of Africa,
From the Rhine and Lower Danube they will be said to have come,
Cries, tears at Malta and the Ligurian side."
"From the depths of the West of Europe,
A young child will be born of poor people,
He who by his tongue will seduce a great troop;
His fame will increase towards the realm of the East." (Century 3, Quatrain 35)

"Beasts ferocious from hunger will swim across rivers:
The greater one will cause it to be dragged in an iron cage
When the Germany child will observe nothing."

Here, Seer Nostradamus was spot on because Hitler was born to poor parents, and his powerful speeches moved many, and also his alliance with Japan proved that his fame will increase towards the east to be true. The ''beast'' is also interpreted as Adolf Hitler and the German army, crossing over to capture France. The 'iron cage' might probably refer to Hitler's tanks, which the great seer did not know what it was called hundreds of years back. Thus, these are some of his predictions that came true, and the prediction of the Second World War and the rise of Hitler, is one of his greatest predictions of all time.

3.Death of Princess Diana:
 "The penultimate of the surname of Prophet
 Will take Diana [Thursday] for his day and rest:
 He will wander because of a frantic head,
 And delivering a great people from subjection." (Century 2, Quatrain 28)

Princess Diana's boyfriend Dodi Al-Fayed was the son of a person named 'Mohammad' (The Prophet). That was not his surname, but still. Some translations also say "will take Diana for her day of rest". This probably indicates her death and the rest that she got forever from the paparazzi. "His day of rest" indicates the Sunday, the day when Princess Diana and Dodi died. It may also indicate that the day when she dies was seen as a public holiday. Several parts of UK were closed down that time, as a mark of respect for the much beloved Princess. The people of UK are known to be emotionally reserved. But the death of their beloved Princess rocked not only UK but the entire world. Everyone mourned the death of Princess Diana. Thus "Delivering a great people from ruin". People from various cultures, from various backgrounds and countries, came together to mourn her death.

 Ok, so the great seer prophesied all this and it came true as sad as they remain in the history of the world. What worries us is the prophecy of a WW3. Read on.

 Nostradamus predicted a third world war will start somewhere between 2011 and 2012 and that it will be a war between the Christian world and the Arab world. The war will destroy many countries, except for the countries who will not take part in the war and that's India and China. This may not be a far-fetched thing now, because as we speak we are witness to the tension build-up between Iran and the US/Europe. So far, 2011 is gone and 2012 is already halved. We hope this particular prediction doesn't come to pass. What we found most disturbing is a breakdown of the prophecy. We'll sum it up for ya.

WW3 will start when Russia suddenly attacks Europe. Middle Eastern countries will ally with Russia. The US would be severely crippled by terrorist attacks, assassinations, a civil war and an economic collapse prior to the start of WW3. Also prior to that, Italy would have a civil war during which the Vatican will be over-run by the mob.The Pope will escape but lose many of his cardinals. Europe would be almost overrun by the Russian and eastern forces and many of its cities and also those of USA would be destroyed by conventional weapons as well as weapons of mass destruction like nuclear, chemical and biological weapons. Russia would attack from the North as well as from the East of Europe. An Arab / Iranian army would attack from the south.

The Pope, and later the British Prime Minister would be forced to flee to the US. Paris would be destroyed by "revolutionaries" within France. The attack on the US would stop the Civil War there. New types of weapons, like Chemical Weapons and particularly what appears to be portable Laser weapons, would be used in the war. At the same time an unprecedented disaster would take place. A comet would suddenly appear over the earth in the peak of the war, would break into several pieces and fall to the earth. Smaller pieces would rain fire on cities and forests all over the world, burning them down. A large piece would fall into the sea creating a Tsunami of Biblical proportions, flooding parts of Europe (including Britain), USA and Africa. One medium sized chunk would fall on land, creating a huge crater, resulting in earthquake and volcano activities all over the world. This event would loosen the grip of the invading army over Europe. A joint coalition of US and European forces under the leadership of a charismatic leader "Chiren" would organize a counter-attack against the invading forces in Europe and elsewhere.

The Russian forces in Europe would be almost destroyed by the counter-attack and this would lead to a revolution in Russia and the Russian leader who started the war would be assassinated. Russia, under a new leader would then join the western coalition and fight against its former allies, who would eventually be defeated. The Pope would return to Europe and Chiren would be crowned the Monarch. Peace would return to the world after a loss of almost two-thirds of its population and the wealth of nations accumulated over millennia. But this would surely not be the end of the world.

It's downright scary and we hope to God this prediction doesn't come true. We are not seers nor prophets but whatever happens, rest assured that we are all in this together. This is no reason to brood and worry. Que Sera, Sera.