Thursday, August 16, 2012

Weird World: The man who orgasmed to train derailments and other bizarre stuff

Our world is full of mysteries which might never be solved. Although science and religion try to explain a lot of mysterious events in the history of the world, there are a couple of such mysteries that are bizarre and  remain unraveled.


We start with Szilveszter Matuska. Everything about this dude screams weirdo! His specialty was derailing trains, jerking off to that and blaming the whole act on God. Weird, isn't it? He was quoted as saying he loved watching people die and nothing gave him as big an orgasm as that. He landed in jail after committing some heinous train derailing crime but he wouldn't stay there as he escaped. One of his infamous quotes, ''I like to see people die, I like to hear them scream''. Although this guy is dead and rotten, we couldn't help but shudder at how nutty he must have been. He must have had ice water flowing in his veins for all we care.



Our next guy will completely blow your mind. His name is Hai Ngoc and dude hasn't slept for over three decades. We honestly don't know how possible that is but here we are. He suffered a fever in 1973 and since then, sleep took flight from his body. He says ''I don't know whether the insomnia has impacted my health or not. But I'm still healthy and can farm normally like others''. He used three months of sleepless nights to dig two large ponds to raise fish (he should have asked us about some great ideas for an all-nighter!).


Sanju Bhagat is a medical wonder. His swollen stomach looked something like a tumor but mysteriously, he happened to be carrying his twin brother in his tummy. Living in the city of Nagpur, India, Bhagat's swollen tummy became a source of worry to him and well wishers that they had to take him a doctor. While operating on Bhagat, the doctor saw something he had never encountered. As he cut deeper into Bhagat's stomach, gallons of fluid spilled out — and then something extraordinary happened: first, one limb came out, then another limb came out. Then some part of genitalia, then some part of hair, some limbs, jaws, limbs, hair. After removing the mutilated body of Bhagat's twin from his stomach, the doctor discovered he had one of the rarest medical conditions: fetus in fetu. We'll leave you to check what that means as this still sends shivers down our spine.

Well, we are tempted to believe this guy invented homelessness. He's no other than Mehran Karimi Nasseri, also known as Sir, Alfred Mehran (yes with a comma after the Sir). We actually believe he's earned the title or how else can you describe someone who's been living at the airport since 1988. After seeking for asylum in many European countries and getting turned down, Sir, made his home at the departure lounge of Terminal One in Charles de Gaulle Airport and he's been there since  August 8, 1988. He does not seem to speak with anyone normally. With his cart and bags, he almost looks like a traveler, so people either do not notice him or ignore him as if he were a homeless person.

This last case is as pitiful as mysterious. We sympathize with  Aussie teenager, Ashleigh Morris who suffers from a rare skin disorder called ''Aquagenic Urticria''. In other words, she's allergic to water. Can't swim, can't have normal showers and can't afford any skin contact with water at all. Painful welts develop on her skin any time she sweats or pours water on her skin. Though she is allergic to water, she must wash herself and takes showers for minutes at a time since it is such a painful experience. She stays indoors for hours after each shower just to allow the rash to subside before going out in public.


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