Saturday, December 1, 2012
Why you shouldn't cheat on your partner
After ten years of what she’d thought was a very good marriage, a woman’s husband surprised her by saying he wanted a divorce… He told her although it was not her fault, he was moving on… He left that night… Several weeks later, she received notice that she had to leave the house in a week… She’d been expecting this, and had secured a small apartment not far away… On her last night in the house, she ordered the large steamed shrimp special he’d loved so much, from his favorite take out place a few blocks down the street… She ate about half of each one, then had a bit more wine… Eventually she rose, and proceeded to clean the kitchen one last time… Since he and his new love would be arriving the next day, she wanted everything in order… The next morning, she went to each of the curtain rods in the two living room windows… She had saved the remnants of the half eaten shrimp from the night before… With them in hand, she removed the end caps of each rod, inserted several of the half eaten shrimp inside, then replaced the caps… She repeated this in all but two rooms in the house… Then she waited… When her ex and his new love arrived, she noted how youthful she appeared, but said nothing save a few well wishes, then quietly slipped from the house for the last time…
All was well for the new couple, for about two weeks… But then the most telling aroma begin to deepen throughout the building… They tried everything to eliminate it… They changed the carpets, they bought new furniture… They repainted every room, and even had the entire place professionally fumigated… Nothing worked… It eventually became clear, they could no longer stay there… He was going to be forced to buy a new house, at nearly twice the price of the existing one… For weeks the old one continued to languish on the market… He was for paying for a home he couldn’t live in, and spending another small fortune in hotel charges… More than one potential buyer had been ready to sign, that is of course, right up until they’d toured the house… One nearly sued him, he’d gagged so badly from the now smoldering stench… So distressed was he by the whole episode, he’d called her and offered to sell her back the house, at less than half its value just to be rid of it… She took a month to think it over, before she finally agreed… And so it was, that she was there when the movers finished packing and started to leave… As the van rounded the corner out of sight, she poured her self a glass of wine… Only then, did the hint of an extremely pleased smile begin to form, as she considered how thoughtful she’d been in pointing out to them they’d almost forgotten to……. TAKE THE CURTAIN RODS AS WELL… !!!
Before you cheat on your woman, think twice and remember hell hath no fury like a woman scorned!
Friday, November 30, 2012
First gay mosque to open in France
Mohammed Ludovic Lütfi Zahed (right), an Algerian Muslim living in France who is married to his gay partner Qiyam al-Din (left), hopes to open a mosque for homosexuals
Mohammed Ludovic Lütfi Zahed, an Algerian Muslim living in Paris is planning to open a ‘mosque for gays’ in France and hopes to eventually conduct same-sex Muslim marriages.
According to reports, Zahed, a homosexual man is married to his gay partner and hopes to open the doors by the end of the month. He also plans to break another Islamic taboo by refusing to segregate women and men.
Zahed says the mosque, in a Buddhist chapel in Paris, will be very different from the conventional mosque. “In normal mosques, women have to sit in the back seats and wear a headscarf and gay men are afraid of both verbal and physical aggression. After performing the Hajj, I realized that a mosque for gays was a must for gay Muslims who want to perform their prayers.”
Zahed is married to Qiyam al-Din, a South African man. Zahed diagnosed with AIDS at 19, became very spiritual but reveals he regularly receives hate mail from Muslims globally, but added he is ‘comfortable’ in his own skin The pair married in South Africa where same-sex marriage is legal, and their marriage was approved by an imam in France, but was not recognised by the previous government as the French are bitterly divided on gay marriages.
Reports that the French President Francois Hollande plans to enact his ‘marriage for everyone plan’ within a year of coming to power in May is circulation but vocal opposition from religious leaders, some politicians and parts of rural France has sparked protests with an estimated 70,000 marchers.
Riot police used tear gas to break up violence between those who support and oppose the change in law.
As well as opposition from those against gay marriage, the couple will likely face persecution from the French Muslim community. Homosexuality is a religious, political and cultural flashpoint among much of the Arab and Islamic world.
Zahed told Al Arabiya News: ‘Being married in front of my family, was like a new start of life for me.
‘I could have never imagined such a day would come, seeing the joy in my parents’ eyes after they had battled with my sexuality and tried with all their might to change the course of my sexual orientation.’
He added that if his marriage is not recognised in France he will return to South Africa.
Mohammed Ludovic Lütfi Zahed, an Algerian Muslim living in Paris is planning to open a ‘mosque for gays’ in France and hopes to eventually conduct same-sex Muslim marriages.
According to reports, Zahed, a homosexual man is married to his gay partner and hopes to open the doors by the end of the month. He also plans to break another Islamic taboo by refusing to segregate women and men.
Zahed says the mosque, in a Buddhist chapel in Paris, will be very different from the conventional mosque. “In normal mosques, women have to sit in the back seats and wear a headscarf and gay men are afraid of both verbal and physical aggression. After performing the Hajj, I realized that a mosque for gays was a must for gay Muslims who want to perform their prayers.”
Zahed is married to Qiyam al-Din, a South African man. Zahed diagnosed with AIDS at 19, became very spiritual but reveals he regularly receives hate mail from Muslims globally, but added he is ‘comfortable’ in his own skin The pair married in South Africa where same-sex marriage is legal, and their marriage was approved by an imam in France, but was not recognised by the previous government as the French are bitterly divided on gay marriages.
Reports that the French President Francois Hollande plans to enact his ‘marriage for everyone plan’ within a year of coming to power in May is circulation but vocal opposition from religious leaders, some politicians and parts of rural France has sparked protests with an estimated 70,000 marchers.
Riot police used tear gas to break up violence between those who support and oppose the change in law.
As well as opposition from those against gay marriage, the couple will likely face persecution from the French Muslim community. Homosexuality is a religious, political and cultural flashpoint among much of the Arab and Islamic world.
Zahed told Al Arabiya News: ‘Being married in front of my family, was like a new start of life for me.
‘I could have never imagined such a day would come, seeing the joy in my parents’ eyes after they had battled with my sexuality and tried with all their might to change the course of my sexual orientation.’
He added that if his marriage is not recognised in France he will return to South Africa.
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Thursday, November 29, 2012
How to get pranked...But be Careful when you prank
Have ever been Pranked before? Well I have years back and it wasnt funny at all. Below are Videos of people that got pranked in one way and the other. I put it them up to Crack your rips. Enjoy...
Wacth after the cut....
5 Reasons Why Women Have Affairs
There can be little other news that is more devastating to man, than to discover that his wife has cheated on him and has been having an affair with another man. The very thought of another man séxually penetrating his wife, or his wife enthusiastically giving oral séx to her new lover can make the jilted husband feel sick to the stomach for days, even weeks on end.
Photo: Car Made Out Of Basket In Ibadan
Just when one thinks creativity has ended, something comes up. Check out this mind blowing creativity of a man as he made this basket car. Big question really is "Is this car going to work like this?"
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Wednesday, November 28, 2012
VIDEO: Seun Kuti Walks Off Stage as Security Stopped Fans From Dancing
Nigerian super star performer Seun Kuti and youngest son of Afrobeat legend late Fela Kuti was scheduled to perform on the last night of music showcase during the New world Nigeria event held in Stratford London.
Due to late scheduling and no fault of his own, the renowned saxophonist who was the headline act got on stage an hour later than expected but was determined to fulfil his hour long set to his fans.
From the minute his performances started, the adoring fans couldn’t help but get on their feet dancing to the songs.
The security guards at the Theatre were quick to move in asking the fans to sit down and remain sited.
Noticing what was going on, Seun Kuti spoke up reiterating his reasons for being on stage was to please his fans asking the audience to get up on their feet and rock on.
This led to a rapturous applause from the entire auditorium, leaping to their feet with joy.
Once this happened, the security guards moved in and Seun Kuti stopped the music saying “I am here to make my fans dance, if they are not going to be allowed to do this then I will not perform”. Instantly one security guard jumped on stage to ask that Seun Kuti stopped performing and the show was cut short.
“Footballers Who Are Homosexuals Need To Come Out” – Man Utd’s Keeper, Lindegaard
Anders Lindergaard, has slammed football fans for being ‘stuck in a time of intolerane’ and also said it was about time a ‘gay hero’, showed up in the game.
New invention allows parents to hold their babies... BEFORE birth (PHOTOS) | baby
Expectant parents who cannot wait to hold their new child can now buy a three-dimensional model of the foetus to cradle and show friends.
Japanese inventors have devised a way to transform the commonplace ultrasound scan into an anatomically correct resin replica for parents to handle and keep as a memento.
The nine-centimetre (3.6-inch) resin model of the white foetus, encased in a transparent block in the shape of the mother’s body, is fashioned by a 3D printer after an MRI scan.
Japanese inventors have devised a way to transform the commonplace ultrasound scan into an anatomically correct resin replica for parents to handle and keep as a memento.
The nine-centimetre (3.6-inch) resin model of the white foetus, encased in a transparent block in the shape of the mother’s body, is fashioned by a 3D printer after an MRI scan.
Expectant parents in Japan who can’t wait to show the world what their baby will look like can now buy a 3D model of the foetus to pass around their friends
FASOTEC, the company offering the ‘Shape of an Angel’ model, even offers parents a miniature version which could be a ‘nice adornment to a mobile phone strap or key chain.’
Tomohiro Kinoshita, of FASOTEC, said: ‘As it is only once in a lifetime that you are pregnant with that child, we received requests for these kind of models from pregnant women who… do not want to forget the feelings and experience of that time.’
The ‘Shape of an Angel’ costs 100,000 yen (or around £760), and the company said the ideal time for a scan is around eight or nine months into the pregnancy.
The company also offers the acrylic resin scan as a small charm ‘perfect for hanging from a mobile phone or key chain’
16-year-old girl jumps off a bridge, after she was caught drinking vodka in school
A teenager downed shots of vodka at school then jumped to her death from a motorway bridge because she was ‘worried about getting into trouble’, an inquest heard today.
Wendy Maguire, 16, left the school grounds after being sent to the head teacher’s office when staff reported smelling alcohol on her breath.
Two hours after her parents were called into the school in Ilford, Wendy, who had consumed twice the legal drink drive limit, jumped off a bridge and died.
Recording a verdict of suicide, coroner Chinyere Inyama said: ‘Wendy was not the type of person who would do things on impulse. She was the kind of person who thought things through.
‘My view is that Wendy, thinking she was going to be in trouble, in a short space of time thought things through and decided she was going to jump off the bridge.’
‘Bright and bubbly’ Wendy downed shots before classes started on January 13 this year, it was heard today.
Wendy Maguire, 16, left the school grounds after being sent to the head teacher’s office when staff reported smelling alcohol on her breath.
Two hours after her parents were called into the school in Ilford, Wendy, who had consumed twice the legal drink drive limit, jumped off a bridge and died.
Recording a verdict of suicide, coroner Chinyere Inyama said: ‘Wendy was not the type of person who would do things on impulse. She was the kind of person who thought things through.
‘My view is that Wendy, thinking she was going to be in trouble, in a short space of time thought things through and decided she was going to jump off the bridge.’
‘Bright and bubbly’ Wendy downed shots before classes started on January 13 this year, it was heard today.
Racquel Gonzalez, 24, has been arrested for allegedly assaulting her boyfriend, 30-year-old Esric Davis, when he had an orgásm and she did not, according to a police report obtained by the Smoking Gun.
The Manatee County, Fla. couple were having séx on Monday afternoon, Davis told deputies, and after he climaxed, Gonzalez got angry and started scratching and hitting him.
The police report states that Davis had scratches near his eye and nose. Davis also told investigators that Gonzalez has issues from her past and "goes off" on him frequently.
Gonzalez, who the report states was uncooperative and belligerent during her arrest, was charged with felony domestic battery.
This isn't the first time séx has led to violence in the great state of Florida. In September, a woman was arrested near Port Charlotte after pulling a gun on a man while they were having séx in a moving car.
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Giant anaconda regurgitates a whole undigested cow (WATCH)
Almost 66,000 people have watched the gruesome footage of a giant anaconda regurgitating an entire animal in the Brazilian jungle.
Despite its content, the video has become a surprise online hit on YouTube in just two days.
Behold meet The Most Handsome Man In The World?
Francisco Javier Escobar Parra from Colombia is the newly crowned Mr World 2012. The male pageant took place on Saturday 24th of November in Kent , United Kingdom..
Tuesday, November 27, 2012
Meet Africa's Richest Woman - Mrs Folorunsho Alakija
Mrs Folorunsho Alakija used to be a designer back in the day, don't know if she still is.
Anyway, she went into the oil business many years back; she has an oil bloc that pulls in N157 million a day. Yes, you read right! She is the Vice Chairman of Famfa Oil and Gas limited and has emerged the richest woman in Africa according to Forbes November 2012 edition, with a net worth of $600million, which is about N94 billion.
The 61 year old former FADAN president is married and has four boys.
Anyway, she went into the oil business many years back; she has an oil bloc that pulls in N157 million a day. Yes, you read right! She is the Vice Chairman of Famfa Oil and Gas limited and has emerged the richest woman in Africa according to Forbes November 2012 edition, with a net worth of $600million, which is about N94 billion.
The 61 year old former FADAN president is married and has four boys.
This woman is 70 years old but looks younger than 30.
They say ‘black don’t crack’ but 70-year-old Annette Larkins might have found the secret to eternal youth, only hers doesn’t imply using growth hormones and testosterone.
10 things you should never say to a man in bed
If the séx is great, you shouldn’t even realize the phone is ringing, never mind want to answer it.
Here’s the scenario: You and your lover are in the middle of some seriously séxy time between the sheets and the vibe is absolutely magical. (We’re talking best night ever status!) Then, just when you think the moment couldn’t get any séxier, someone says something they shouldn’t have, and suddenly things start to go downhill fast. If this sounds familiar, you already know how easily your mouth can get you into trouble in the sack.
Here’s the scenario: You and your lover are in the middle of some seriously séxy time between the sheets and the vibe is absolutely magical. (We’re talking best night ever status!) Then, just when you think the moment couldn’t get any séxier, someone says something they shouldn’t have, and suddenly things start to go downhill fast. If this sounds familiar, you already know how easily your mouth can get you into trouble in the sack.
Photo Of Iceberg That Sank The Titanic Ship Up For Sale
An auction house is selling a black and white photo of the iceberg that experts say the Titanic struck shortly before it sank on its maiden voyage.
Nigerian Baby Dies After Home Circumcision in the UK
A four-week-old Nigerian baby boy, Goodluck Caubergs, bled to death after a poorly-handled home circumcision by a Nigerian nurse, a court heard On Monday.
9 things a boss should never say to an employee
Threats and power plays are not the way to inspire loyalty or great performance from the individual workers. Great executives lead by inspiring, teaching, encouraging, and even serving their employees. Good leaders do not need to threaten.
Monday, November 26, 2012
Sir Alex Ferguson statue unveiled at Old Trafford.
Sir Alex Ferguson statue was unveiled yesterday at Old Trafford.and was unveiled his wife, Lady Cathy Ferguson,present players and past player paid tribute to the great manager such including Eric Cantona, Andy Cole, Denis Irwin, Gary and Phil Neville, Bryan Robson, Peter Schmeichel, Ole Gunnar Solskjaer, Ruud van Nistelrooy, Edwin van der Sar and Dwight Yorke were present while Cristiano Ronaldo and David Beckham pre-recorded tributes apologising for their absence.the state was designed by sculptor Philip Jackson.
10 bad habits that can seriously damage your brain
Well, according to a report on Medicalopedia, there are ten habits, that can potentially cause serious damage to the brain. And they are:
Women uses ‘white stone’ to restored virginity in Cameroon
In Cameroon, alum stone is reputed for ‘restoring’ a woman’s virginity, since it tightens the vagina. But not only is it a short-lived sensation, the practice can also lead to serious health risks.
Sunday, November 25, 2012
Successful entrepreneurs are not perfect but brilliant – Omene
Godwin Omene is a former Managing Director/Chief Executive, Niger Delta Development Commission and Chairman/CEO, Gladson Petrogas Limited. In this presentation made available to Okechukwu Nnodim, he says the single function that constitutes entrepreneurship is innovation
Who is an entrepreneur?
An entrepreneur is anyone who owns a business enterprise for the purpose of making profit. Entrepreneurs include contractors, producers, investors, traders, industrialists, manufacturers, etc. An entrepreneur could also be defined as someone who runs a business at his own financial risk. An entrepreneur can also be defined as someone that sees an opportunity, puts together a team, and builds a business that profit from the opportunity.
Benitez booed by fans as Chelsea fail to sparkle
Rafael Benitez’s reign at Chelsea got off to a negative start, with the new manager being booed by the crowd at Stamford Bridge during his first game in charge as the Blues drew 0-0 with Manchester City on Sunday.
How a Lady Almost Snatched My Husband With Séx; But I Got Him Back –Married Woman
I have been married for the past 9 yrs, I'm blessed with 3 kids (2boys and a girl) and I have the most amazing hubby... I'm trying to correct the notion that all marriages are wacky and all because that's not true. It wouldn't be nice if some single girls out there don't get to know that marriages can work if u make it happen.
Four New Cases Of SARS-like Virus Found
A new virus from the same family as SARS which sparked a global alert in September has now killed two people in Saudi Arabia, and total cases there and in Qatar have reached six, the World Health Organisation said.
Revealed: World’s ‘Most Emotionless People
Singaporeans have reacted to a survey depicting them as the world’s most emotionless people with many saying the city state’s competitive culture leaves them no room for feelings.
See The 25 Easiest Passwords To Guess In 2012. Hope yours isn't there
If any of your passwords are on this list, then shame on you - and go change them now...lol
SplashData, which makes password management applications, has released its annual "Worst Passwords" list compiled from common passwords that are posted by hackers. The top three -"password," "123456," and "12345678″- have not changed since last year. New ones include "jesus," "ninja," "mustang," "password1," and "welcome." Other passwords have moved up and down on the list.
SplashData, which makes password management applications, has released its annual "Worst Passwords" list compiled from common passwords that are posted by hackers. The top three -"password," "123456," and "12345678″- have not changed since last year. New ones include "jesus," "ninja," "mustang," "password1," and "welcome." Other passwords have moved up and down on the list.
21 Year Old Appointed Club Manager Based On Computer Game (FM) Experience
An unknown youngster has beaten off competition from former European Player of the Year Jean-Pierre Papin to be named the new manager of Azerbaijani club Baku FC – based on his experience of playing the computer game Football Manager.
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